2005-05-07 [Fuck_off123]: whats wrong with a few monkeys? Hello lads...*pats head of nearest simian*

2005-05-07 [~Altopia~]: :( They are stealing our things, out underware, and eating it..I like monkeys, but not in my pants!

2005-05-07 [Fuck_off123]: *takes a seat and grins*

2005-05-07 [Fuck_off123]: "You cant even get stuff like that on the internet"

2005-05-07 [~Altopia~]: *kicks dirt at him* That's not what I meant!

2005-05-07 [Fuck_off123]: of course not your highness....*draws sword and swings haplessly*

2005-05-07 [~Altopia~]: Don't kill the monkeys!!!Or me...*looks concearned*

2005-05-07 [Fuck_off123]: *turns* 'Majesty, how do you plan to halt this ape invasion if u dont crack a few skulls???'

2005-05-07 [~Altopia~]: I dont know....*stands there and looks pretty*

2005-05-09 [Fuck_off123]: *is overcome with awe and lust*

2005-05-10 [~Altopia~]: LOL>..This isn't working!!!

2005-05-10 [farawaygone]: hmmm there is still the little problem with the monkey's you two.

2005-05-10 [~Altopia~]: I know! *ducks as a monkey swings at her head on a pair of her best stockings from the ceiling fan* Heeeeelllp!

2005-05-10 [farawaygone]: What are we going to do. Hairybob was too infactuated with you istead he should have been stopping those monkeys.

2005-05-10 [~Altopia~]: *dramatic sigh* They just don't make heros like they used to:(

2005-05-10 [farawaygone]: no they only make accidental heros nowdays.

2005-05-10 [~Altopia~]: Hmmm...perhaps we should just give up on our princessly ways, and join in with those fun loving monkeys?

2005-05-10 [farawaygone]: hmm we could do that it could be fun. But I will not be eating any monkeys undies.

2005-05-10 [~Altopia~]: hmmm...youre right, even the monkeys will run out of food if there is noone sane enought to function around here...Who would shop, who would cook?

2005-05-10 [farawaygone]: lets go shopping that always cheers us up

2005-05-10 [~Altopia~]: Good Idea...